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HOW TO FUCK A FAT WOMAN

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NAUGHTY NURSES A WOMAN

Hi i am a bit biased because i think look better,fuck better(way more positions)look great in sexy clothes,nurses uniform for example,lingerie,have more energy,can get in the bath or shower with you,look good on your arm or on the end of your cock.Theysweat less,smell better especially in the summer, are great in the summer with no knickers..if you catch a peek you can actually see some fanny,(a real turn on when shaven clean,) and not just pile of offal.Most dont have and spots all over their body,sweat cracks,cellulite,bursting etc,they eat less therefore

FRENCH MAID CLITORIS SHOWcheaper to take out and less embarasing,you cant take a fat bird on the back of your motorbike,you might not even get her into your car,she aint gonna fit into the average cinema seat…i could go on and on…anyway lets assume you are stuck with a huge lump who wants sex with you ..who you gonna call,the army,firebrigade,plastic surgeon,…NO be a man you can do this even if you’ve only got a 3 or 4 inch cock and have no earthly chance of getting anywhere near her 10 pound pussy. well you can do a few things, stick your face between her legs ,hold your nose and try to flap your tongue around in there a little before you need to come up for air,you could use very large dildo’s,in fact anything about 12 inches long, if you are lucky enough to own a huge cock then just get in anywhere you can and bang the blubber,an arm can be a useful tool for this job as well.As you can see you dont get your dick dirty here but still satisfy your lover.

NOSE MEARM FUCK

Of course if you are prepared to get some special equipment installed then sex with your fat lover will be no problem and much safer,most stuff can be got from mechanics/engineers suppliers,engine hoist,fork truck,,,builders props come in handy to,if you want to get your dick in then its best to go from behind,dont let her go on top although this will give maximum penetration your chest and vital organs may be crushed,,,,so lets go in up the back doggy style,you will need to prise apart the large mass of arse fat first before you’ve any chance of tickling her lips with your bell end.Due to the obstructions you may like to give her a romantic anal shave ,women love some delicate grooming from their partner then at least you you might see where the fuck your going. Surgical appliances are best for prising apart her two massive mountains,have a chat with your local surgeon he has tools to hold open rib cages ,deliver babies,open stomachs etc…choose your weapon and dont forget that most of her weight should be se susspended from your engine hoist or the ceiling,SAFE SEX PLEASE,right so everything is in place,you are ready to go,OH,OH you havent got a hard on yet and she cant reach round and grab your dick because shes to fat….Ok back to the drawing board,you have a couple of choices ,try to get hard with your own hand,but by now you’ve probably lost the urge anyway,or there is an old indian trick i picked up while travelling around the usa.The usa has lots of fat women ,in fact some of the fatest and most repulsive in the world,they eat alot,sweat alot,shit alot ,anyway the trick iwas told about was so simple i kicked myself for not thinking it up for myself,all you do is stand a tv on her back and put on a porn dvd,now you have a chance to get a hard on and get between those mountains of love,…if you do manage to get an inch or two inside her pussy pile you will probably your load providing you keep watching the porn dvd.Now you have done your best and shot your beans and then she asks when are you going in….She hasn’t felt a thing!…well if you love and respect her then its only fair to give her pleasure now that you have had yours.Well you failed with your cock so oil up your arm and slide in.Its long ,smooth and the knuckles on the end can turn round to give extra stimulation,some of the fatest girls love a good fisting,probably best to use a giant butt plug to as they can get over excited and fart or shit in your face,its something to discuss with your loved one first,also tactfully ask if she has hemmorhoides,if so then something much softer is required for a butt plug ,perhaps an uncooked joint of beef for example,so all in all fucking your mountain of love is full of traps,dangers and problems,but if you are a man then dont give up,look at the fun thease guys are having…WHY DO IT…,BECAUSE ITS IN A MANS NATURE TO GO INTO THE UNKNOWN ,CLIMB THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN,SAIL THE HIGH SEAS……AND BECAUSE SOMEONES GOT TO FUCK THEM.

FAT FACE FUCKBEING TACKLED

FLATENED 1.The face fuck. Can be dangerous as she wont hear your screams as you suffocate.

2.Side on.Great method even if you only have a 10 inch dick

3.The squeeze.This poor fucker died a week earlier but she is still trying to get off by rubbing on his old dried up tackle.

No dissrespect intended for all you larger girls out there…and as far as i know the men in thease pics were not permanantly harmed.

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